He saw six feet in bed so his wife made him count again

A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door. “He’s so drunk he won’t even notice you’re in bed with me.” The husband lurched into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed….
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