A teacher questioned a student, “How many kidneys do we have?”
Four!” the backbencher responded.
“Four? Haha,” the teacher laughed, known for ridiculing students’ mistakes.
The teacher then told a front-row student, “Bring a bundle of grass, because we have a donkey in the room.”
The backbencher added, “And for me, a coffee!
The teacher, now furious, kicked the student out.
As he left, the student explained, “You asked how many kidneys ‘we have.’ We have four: two of mine and two of yours. ‘We have’ is used for the plural. Enjoy the grass.”
