A husband texted his wife late one evening:
“Hey, I’ll be home late. Please wash all my dirty clothes and cook my favorite dish before I get back.”
There was no reply.
He waited a few minutes, then decided to follow up with something a little more… attention-grabbing:
“Oh, and by the way, I got a raise! At the end of the month, I’m buying you a new car.”
Within seconds, his phone buzzed.
