Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.Husband: do I look like a gardener?Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.Husband: do I look like a carpenter?…..Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!Wife: no its not me.Husband: who then!Wife: our neighborHusband: you paid him how much?
