A Night of Miscommunication

Once upon a time, there was a young couple who had just returned from a fantastic date.The guy dropped off his 19-year-old girlfriend at her house, and they exchanged sweet goodnight kisses at the front door.

However, as they said their goodbyes, the guy’s desire started to overwhelm him.

Feeling confident, he leaned against the wall and asked his girlfriend, “Hey babe, do you want to, you know, get intimate?”

Little did he know, this innocent request would lead to a hilarious misunderstanding.

Her eyes widened in shock as she exclaimed, “Are you crazy? My parents will hear us!”

In an attempt to convince her, he reassured her, “Come on, who’s going to hear us at this hour?”

But her fear of getting caught grew stronger, and she protested, “But just think about it! What if we actually get caught?!”

Despite her concerns, he was determined to change her mind and pleaded, “Please, I love you so much, can we just give it a try?”

 

But she stood firm in her decision, saying, “No, no, and no. I love you too, but it’s just too risky!”

As the couple continued their discussion, a sudden flicker of light illuminated the hallway.

Her sister appeared, wearing disheveled pajamas and messy hair.

 

In a sleepy voice, she said, “Dad says you two should go ahead and do it. And if not, mom can do it.

Heck, if needed, dad offered to come down and take care of it himself.”

 

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